I’m not really a bitter person, I just have strong opinions and feel the world will be a better place when it learns from me. What music to listen to, what alcohol to get hip to, where and when to get a tattoo of course, and also what movies are worth the fifteen dollar price tag. None of them. Not a one. I get enough Hollywood types coming into my bar, and if I have to patronize one more failed actor or writer, I may just have to write and direct and star in my own major motion picture to show them up. Unfortunately I guess that makes me an aspiring actor and writer myself. I hate myself. And that makes me an aspiring musician. I can’t win.

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