There are times when the thong is not appropriate, like…

When it’s on the outside on the soccer field….

wrong thong 1 When the thong is wrong!!!

When it’s trying to escape…..

wrong thong 2 When the thong is wrong!!!

When it’s getting a bear hug……

wrong thong 3 When the thong is wrong!!!

When it’s on sideways….

wrong thong 4 When the thong is wrong!!!

When your armpits touch it…..

wrong thong 5 When the thong is wrong!!!

When it’s holding you together…..

wrong thong 6 When the thong is wrong!!!

And finally, When you’re back from the grave…..

wrong thong 7 When the thong is wrong!!!